When Max came home Ginger did not like it at all!!So when Max went outside .Ginger came outside too.Max wanted to play with Ginger but Ginger didn't want to.
Mei-An
Age:8
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Monday, October 20, 2008
Pin Toes
I have a condition called "Pin Toes." Its symptoms include sudden, sharp pains in my back and legs at night, like pins pricking my skin. Very uncomfortable and can cause me to suddenly shoot 18 inches off the bed.
This lamentable condition is not medical in nature. It's Maxable. It's caused by his long lower leg bones, which make his legs stick straight out when he lies on his side. When he crawls under the covers at night and stretches out those long legs, his sharp little claws come into sudden contact with my back or legs, causing me to levitate, gyrate and expostulate.
There are two possible remedies for Pin Toes. The first is forbidding Max to sleep under the covers, but that's not very practical. Let's see you try to tell a Fox Terrier he can't do something.
The second option is to break all four of Max's legs. That may sound cruel and extreme, but when Pin Toes strikes at 2 a.m., it seems like a reasonable solution.
This lamentable condition is not medical in nature. It's Maxable. It's caused by his long lower leg bones, which make his legs stick straight out when he lies on his side. When he crawls under the covers at night and stretches out those long legs, his sharp little claws come into sudden contact with my back or legs, causing me to levitate, gyrate and expostulate.
There are two possible remedies for Pin Toes. The first is forbidding Max to sleep under the covers, but that's not very practical. Let's see you try to tell a Fox Terrier he can't do something.
The second option is to break all four of Max's legs. That may sound cruel and extreme, but when Pin Toes strikes at 2 a.m., it seems like a reasonable solution.
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